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Anonymous said: 55, 2, 34, 24, 36, 15, 17, 22

2: what would you name your future kids?
Idk besides a son named Jarrod after my nonexistent father figure in my life oops

15: personality description
Of me uh always baked af talkative usually p funny believe it or not really good at listening and i can carry conversation for long periods of time with boys and girls

17: opinion on insecurities
I have lots

22: description of crush
You gonna put me on the spot god damn ok well she’s a really good friend of mine and I hang outwith her a lot and she’s really cute and has cool hair and I like her

24: height
I’m 6’1 B)

34: most embarrassing moment
Getting rejected to prom after setting up a big thing don’t make me talk about it pls

36: 3 dreams to fulfill
Get a gf
Kiss her
Rule the world

55: tumblr friends
Cassie Amanda cate Krezia chase torry megan molly skyler heather Marleigh Olivia there are so fucking many

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Yea so I’m finally crushing on someone again but I don’t think it’s gonna happen

 1. selfie
 2. what would you name your future kids?
 3. do you miss anyone?
 4. what are you looking forward to?
 5. is there anyone who can always make you smile?
 6. is it hard for you to get over someone?
 7. what was your life like last year?
 8. have you ever cried because you were so annoyed?
 9. who did you last see in person?
 10. are you good at hiding your feelings?
 11. are you listening to music right now?
 12. what is something you want right now?
 13. how do you feel right now?
 14. when was the last time someone of the opposite sex hugged you?
 15. personality description
 16. have you ever wanted to tell someone something but you didn't?
 17. opinion on insecurities.
 18. do you miss how things were a year ago?
 19. have you ever been to New York?
 20. what is your favourite song at the moment?
 21. age and birthday?
 22. description of crush.
 23. fear(s)
 24. height
 25. role model
 26. idol(s)
 27. things i hate
 28. i'll love you if...
 29. favourite film(s)
 30. favourite tv show(s)
 31. 3 random facts
 32. are your friends mainly girls or guys?
 33. something you want to learn
 34. most embarrassing moment
 35. favourite subject
 36. 3 dreams you want to fulfill?
 37. favourite actor/actress
 38. favourite comedian(s)
 39. favourite sport(s)
 40. favourite memory
 41. relationship status
 42. favourite book(s)
 43. favourite song ever
 44. age you get mistaken for
 45. how you found out about your idol
 46. what my last text message says
 47. turn ons
 48. turn offs
 49. where i want to be right now
 50. favourite picture of your idol
 51. starsign
 52. something i'm talented at
 53. 5 things that make me happy
 54. something thats worrying me at the moment
 55. tumblr friends
 56. favourite food(s)
 57. favourite animal(s)
 58. description of my best friend
 59. why i joined tumblr
 60. ask me anything you want


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gf: babe come over

me (a lawnmower) : no i cant im cutting the grass and you live in the sky

gf: my parents are out

me: image

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BFF: Grandmother I need to talk to you
Grandma: [concerned voice] What? What is it? Are you sick?
BFF: No, no. Grandma. I'm gay.
Grandma: What?
BFF: I'm gay Grandma. I have a girlfriend now.
Grandma: [relieved voice] Oh honey, is that all? I thought you had cancer. Anytime someone needs to tell me something they are sick. Who's your girlfriend, when is her birthday? I'll bake her a pie.