Comin Up To The Overload

quiffturner:

wow i need a drink [pours apple juice into shot glass]

(via hi)


thestolencaryatid:

passive aggressive family members

"guess i’ll never be a grandma"

"guess i’ll never be an aunt"

"guess i’ll never be able to dress a niece/nephew"

stop feeling so entitled to my hypothetical offspring. it is not yours. it is mine. i will grow it if i grow it. and it will be mine. not yours. i am not an incubator which grants you familial titles. jesus. go away. this “have a baby i can play with” thing is so impersonal and insensitive and annoying.

(via scarcrossed)


rnyspacing:

Benefits of living away from home in my own room:
• I can have friends over WHENEVER I WANT
• I can have SEX and not get complaints

• I don’t have friends
• I don’t get laid

(via colorful-mistake)

by any memes necessary

(Source: dustblunt, via aliengirljpg)

lotsofsnakes:

thankyouma-am:

Fun fact, not a yawn, popping it’s jaw back together after eating

this is indeed a yawn as he did not eat prior to this gif, as i am his owner

lesbianwarriors:

This is either a gay wedding or a straight one with a selfish groom
deangoddambrose:

THIS IS THE GREATEST PICTURE IN THE HISTORY OF OUR SPORT

sirl33te:

Waka’s Flocka Pigeons

ffej-has-risen:

smacked:

when you only got three hours sleep but gotta get up to go to school

image

*work

(via mace786)

atrailofblood:

awwww-cute:

Told him to get off the top of the car, he did this