wow i need a drink [pours apple juice into shot glass]
passive aggressive family members
"guess i’ll never be a grandma"
"guess i’ll never be an aunt"
"guess i’ll never be able to dress a niece/nephew"
stop feeling so entitled to my hypothetical offspring. it is not yours. it is mine. i will grow it if i grow it. and it will be mine. not yours. i am not an incubator which grants you familial titles. jesus. go away. this “have a baby i can play with” thing is so impersonal and insensitive and annoying.
Benefits of living away from home in my own room:
• I can have friends over WHENEVER I WANT
• I can have SEX and not get complaints
• I don’t have friends
• I don’t get laid
when you only got three hours sleep but gotta get up to go to school